Last week Audrey had a little tummy bug that had her waking up in the middle of the night both heaving and pooping. Charming, eh? Anyway, later on in the evening/morning she graduated on to just plain puking and as I held her hair back the absent thought drifted by that thank goodness I'd cleaned the toilet earlier that day because now it was vomit fresh.
This is what went through my mind while up with a sick kid. Don't judge me, people, I was punchy with exhaustion.