These are the kind of jokes I like. Maybe it's because they seem to be the only kind I can remember. I'm a funny person but truly and epically suck at telling jokes. These are dumb and clean. Feel free to steal them... I found them all over the internet.
Where do spooks water ski?
On Lake Erie
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up
What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
"I told you I was ill"
Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
Because he wasn't very hungry
What do monsters call human beings?
Breakfast, lunch and dinner
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts
Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?'
Cuz everyone was a goblin
Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich
Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?
A blood hound
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer
What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
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