-radio stations that talk too much
-panty lines
-people who go outside dressed like they're on their way to bed
-America's Got Talent (do they?)
-my talkative neighbour (she always makes me late)
-my wardrobe
-The way Americans treat Canada... sometimes as a satellite state, sometimes as a faraway foreign country. Make up your minds. All I want is How I Met Your Mother on iTunes for God's sake.
-wine
-women with washboard abs
-my ridiculous dream life. Last night I was trying to get intimate with a guy in a wheelchair so I was faking being a paraplegic. It was just like a stupid sitcom. Sigh.
kxx
Thursday, October 9, 2008
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3 comments:
Wine makes you roll your eyes...oy.
Yeah... it makes me feel like I'm not smart enough to drink it LOL! And it tastes yucky to me. Give me a martini anyday!
Oh my...well, we will have to have a lesson in the fact that cheap chardonnay from Austrailia all tastes the same and after 2 glasses you don't care. I suggest buying anything with an animal on the label. ;)
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