I've been rushed off my feet getting teacher gifts ready (remind me to blog that little escapade when it's less painful... suffice it to say GRRRR!) and getting the camping stuff prepared. I can not believe I'm going camping in 4 days. I know tons of people like it but I'm dreading it like you wouldn't believe.
Anyway, here are some kids jokes (my favourite kind since my little brain can never remember normal ones). I'll see you tomorrow.
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
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Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
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Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
kxx
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
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