Monday, February 19, 2007

Well, somebody's off her meds

Poor Britney Spears. She's apparently lost her mind and is now fixing to mix it up with yours truly. After stealing my sound and my money, she's now stealing my image. Woman, what more do you want from me? What's next? A third child and a solid, happy marriage? You'd better watch your step, bitch.

I'm calling my lawyer...