What the hell is that smell?

Has this ever happened to you before? I've had the rankest pong in my nose the last few days. Over the years I've realized that when this happens I'm about to get a cold or some other sinus distress. No amout of picking (tmi!tmi!) or perfumes helps with this. The actual odour is a combination of feet, stale farts and hockey bag and it comes and goes throughout the day. Sometimes I'll be just fine then sitting at my desk at work the smell will assault me. I look around quick to see if anyone else smelt it (or dealt it) then realise it's just my own traitorous nose.

I hope I'll be good and healthy for my birthday in 9 days. Not that I'm counting down or anything. Hope everything smells good for you today.

kxx