I probably posted this before but after this morning, it warrants posting again. I had another dream. Another boring, mundane, typical Karen dream.
I want to fly. I want to be a superhero. I want to drive a cool car. What did I do in my fascinating dream this morning? I sprayed Febreeze on my sheets. That's right. I sprayed my pillow, both sides of the sheets and the comforter. When I woke up my first thought was "why would I get into bed when the sheets are still damp from the spray?" What do these boring dreams mean? Why can't I dream cool?
So what did I do when I got out of bed? D'uh, I Febreezed my sheets. I made my dreams come true, baby. Who else can say they did that today?