So in the absence of actual jobs out there for someone who wants the ridiculously short hours and ridiculously high pay I do, I've decided to go back to the old comfy chair of home daycare. I can be in the house (my all-time favourite place) and still bring in the grocery money.
I've got a baby lined up (hi H's mummy! I found the picture online, I promise) and hopefully I'll have some school-aged kids once it dawns on parents that summer's coming and they still have no childcare.
So if you know anyone looking for a daycare provider just look me up. I may write like a complete idiot but I am quite clever most days and have a big heart. I just need some daily Maury time. What can I say? I may be smart and loving but I'm weak.