Anyway, that got me thinking about other opportunities to do this. I was brushing my teeth at the time. With "Crust". Then I gargled with "Lusterine". So okay, those weren't the best but I'm sure you can do better.
So what items would you get at the cheapest store in town? Cap'n Crunk? Wander Bread?
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