The other night we were watching Aliens and Henry made us all crack up. Here's the exchange:
All of us are lounging on the couch and Henry sees Ripley on the screen.
Henry: That lady has sperm.
All of us: WHAT?!
Henry: That lady has a sperm.
Scott: How do you figure?
Henry: Because her hair is all curly.
Scott: You mean she has a PERM.
We all fall around the livingroom laughing our asses off.
That kid makes me laugh 'til my stomach hurts on a daily basis.