I’m a piece of work

The other day at work my friend Jackie and I were talking and I mentioned that I'm one of my favourite people. "Wow!", I thought to myself. "I'm such a narcissist." Later I commented that I laugh when people fall. Now don't get me wrong, I do go help, but inside (and outside too if the fall is particularly comedic) but I laugh first. "Huh!", I thought. "What a sociopath." Still later I said I was pretty. Gee, I'm a vain egomaniac, too. I mention this to Jackie and she said that if I realise that I'm this way then maybe I'm not as bad as I think.

But is there anything worse than a vain, egomaniacal, sociopathic, narcissist?

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