Those jeans came

They actually came and went about 3 weeks ago. I tried on these expensive custom made jeans that I pined for and they looked like any cheap crappy pair I could buy at Zellers. The only thing I loved was the length. I apparently have a perfect 29 inch inseam. So as soon as I clapped eyes on the muffin top they created, I yanked them off and sent them back without so much as a backward glance or photo. So sorry about that everyone. Suffice it to say, I need a new tape measure. It's too late for the new body.

kxx