Thursday, May 31, 2007

A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."


"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.


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