Maybe he's French? Who else would eat frog legs for breakfast?
Until I witnessed one in the park eating a frog. Are you serious? Since when do they eat meat? Is it a global warming induced mutant? What happened to sweet little Chip 'n' Dale scampering through the forest searching for seeds and nuts for their warm winter's nap? This morning as I sat in the park for about half an hour, I watched while this evil furball thing ate the poor little froggy alive from the legs up. Did I not mention that before? At one point this mini monster got chased away by another one and the poor legless frog tried to drag itself away. Oh the horrors that happen in the duck pond at the park.
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