Thursday, February 3, 2011

Haiku movie reviews

Last week Scott and I saw The King's Speech starring the yummy Colin Firth. That brings the count of movies we've seen to 3. Seven more to go with only 3 weeks left. Who knew going to the movies would be like work? Anyway, in keeping with my critiques in years past, here are my reviews of the movies in haiku:

Toy Story 3
We thought it was great
An Oscar nom with no boobs!
All toys keep pants on.

The Black Swan
Dark side, light side crap
Clichéd, obvious, boring,
Pretentious and lame.

The King's Speech
King George stam-m-mers
Swears and sings to get words out
All kings kept pants on.


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