I love her like the sister I never had. She has a sister so I don't know how that works for her but nevertheless, she's my bestest friend and I miss her every day.
She'd kill me if I revealed how old she is today but I think I can get away with mentioning that she's 39 plus tax.
So, Happy Birthday my friend. You are special and lovely and I hope you get big and fat. You know what I mean. I love you!