Mosquito jump in the old man's shoe.
10 pound 10,
Monkey jump up and jump up again.
My mother said,
Not to play,
With the gypsies in the woods.
If I do,
She will say,
What a naughty girl to disobey.
No, I didn't make this up... my mother taught it to me. It's a clapping song and it's a miracle I got any work done yesterday with this amount of crazy running through my head. I thought typing it out would stop it.
Sadly, nope. Sigh...