Anyway, shout-outs to the following people:
Scott for not making me feel shitty or embarrassing me over this whole thing. I guarantee I would not have restrained myself if the tables were turned.
The bar staff who left their post to look in places I hadn't even been. A waiter even looked in the men's room. Hey! Now that I think about it, I may take that as an insult.
The anonymous woman who refused to hear of me taking a cab home. She insisted on driving me. It was only 10:30 and I would have been fine but she was not having it. I never even got her name before I found those goddamned keys hiding under the gps in the cup holder. I did give her a big hug, though, after I finished waving them around in
Anyway, That was my last foray into embarrassment. What was yours?
|I find it amusing that I have previously posted a photo of my keys on this blog. This is what happens when you've been blogging for as long as I have. There's nothing in my life you guys haven't seen.|
PS: And my streak for not having lost anything important still stands at 4.5 years...