So I just thought of a trial for yours truly. I’ll jot down a 100 word blog without using any e’s (that guy fails to count). According to bing*, it’s known as a lipogram. It strong-arms you into thinking originally and writing all art-fartily (that word was distinctly not arty-farty). Anyway, now I’m doing it for no good justification. Guts and an unusual dictionary** is a must and I can only find that dictionary. On my laptop.
You know, it turns out that I work and, frankly, I think I bit off a copious amount in addition to what I can munch on with this thing so… Aaaargh! I can’t do this anymore!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I feel much better now. That was flipping hard! My brain is sore. Go about your day.
*I used Google to find "lipogram" but Google has an e.
**It's a thesaurus, people.