Thanksgiving Weekend Checklist

Make enormous dinner with 4 sides and 2 desserts -- check

Argue with a loved one -- check

Shop to cheer self up -- check

Drink 1/2 bottle of Pinot -- check

Post snarky, drunken Facebook rants disguised as updates -- check

Eat like a prisoner on Death Row -- check

Walk around neighbourhood in pjs to settle engorged stomach -- check

Sit in dark park with a child talking about stars -- check

Fall asleep on couch in front of tv -- check

Wake up after midnight on said couch drooling gravy with Silly Bandz imprint on face -- check



Perfect Thanksgiving -- CHECK




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