How do you get a dog to stop barking at nothing? I love him but it's doing my head in. The obedience classes won't come soon enough.
I hate cooking dinner. All I want to do is eat sandwiches or have takeout for dinner for the rest of my natural life. Is that too much to ask?
I recently discovered that you can make butter by shaking whipping cream in a jar. The butter it makes is the most delicious I've ever tasted. I'm not kidding.
Scott and I are supposed to be seeing the Best Picture Oscar nominees but we just can't get it together. I'm having a crisis of conscience. I don't love these movies, I'd never ever watch them if I didn't have to so why am I bothering? And to top it off, this year I can't even watch the telecast live. Scott and I are going to a show that night and will only be able to watch the very end. Is this a sign that the end of this charade is nigh?
I joined a gym and I love it. Except that this morning I saw a band-aid in the shower. Yuck.
I love that new Justin Bieber song, Love Yourself. I'm learning to play it on the ukulele. It has only 3 notes but those notes are new to me and awkward to play. The strum is demanding and singing it is insidious. I love it.
These are the shoes I currently have on hold at the Fluevog store. They are called "Loyalist". So pretty...
My aunt is very sick. She is nearly 85 and had a lovely, long life. Nevertheless, it's still sad.